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NEWSLETTER
ARTICLE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ...
- You answer the door before people knock.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You can’t even remember your second cup.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven’t blinked since last lunar eclipse.
- You short out motion detectors.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You can type 60 words per minute...with your feet.
- You don’t tan, you roast.
- You don’t need a hammer to pound nails.
- You buy half & half by the barrel.
- Your source of nutrition comes from “Sweet and Low.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You thread your sewing machine while it is running.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
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